My favorite part in this episode - Jeff derailing the vow of silence guy's attempt to rat him out.

Ha!
"One Last Shot!" And they say this show doesn't have jokes anymore!

Pass.

This is war, Peacock!

The funny thing is that the show within Entourage is actually called "Johnny's Bananas," so they'll get him on a technicality.

Best in Show
Rewatched this recently, and forgot how much he steals every single scene that he's in. He's goddamn hilarious in that movie.

Roebuck, I told you to stop commenting here.

I've always put the two in the same boat, but now that I really think about it, Billy Madison is so much more absurd than Happy Gilmore. I mean, probably the most out-of-place thing in Gilmore is actually Abraham Lincoln showing up and waving from the sky at the end. Billy Madison tops that ten times over. You really…

Ugh, don't talk to me about that Kotaku "preview." The dude said he didn't even play. He "couldn't bring himself to." After I cut through his terrible grammar and pretentious vocabulary, his complaints boiled down to: it looks like WoW (hint WoW looks like all MMOs that came before it) and it didn't look Star Wars…

Akiva Goldsman
OK, did anyone hear a goddamn thing that was said in Batman and Robin? How in the blue hell is the SCREENWRITER from that movie still involved in Hollywood in any significant way?

Criticism apparently = "here's a list of things that were funny"

Meh…
If they didn't know any of the words and were just acting like that for no reason, it'd be one thing. Seems to me like they're just being drunk, slightly obnoxious guys at a concert for a band they enjoy. Would I want to be next to them? No. But I have plenty of asshole at concert experiences that top this, not…

We were playing this over Easter and my cousin and I were running through the co-op puzzles. But the entire family was gathered around the TV helping us out. So much fun. When we finally figured out that my cousin had to continue launching himself in and out of portals so he could grab a box in mid-air that I had just…

Pretty girl on the hood of a Cadillac, yeah…

The thing everyone seems to forget is that they don't just sell paper anymore. Now they're own by Sabre so they sell printers, toner, etc. So with regards to that it makes perfect sense for him to be pitching a "small business package" that features a bunch of office supplies/equipment

This might be my favorite curb clip. When I saw this I immediately thought of this clip. The way the violin music plays in the background and everyone just looks at him makes him seem like the only sane person on the planet.

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Uh… if you want a Dune movie that "makes sense" watch Avatar. Same exact thing.

Yeah its a great testament to the city that if Buddy Cianci ran tomorrow, after taking millions from the city, he would win.

I live in Providence
And I'm going to the polls for the first time in years in order to vote for this man.