Imagine christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes
I think the fact that they brought back "Blerg" and "mind-grapes" just made my whole week.

Yawn
I saw every single bit of this episode coming from five miles away. Come ON, writers, prove me wrong just ONCE.

To: B-Real
"Big boobies?" Emmy Rossum is a goddamn surfboard.

Yeah, I'll go there
It only LOOKS like I'm walking out of a Starbucks when I'm actually doing the robot walking backwards INTO a Starbucks! And I don't know whose dog that is!

That's how it's supposed to be
Damn!

Bjorksies
I was so not ready for Dancer in the Dark. I had just discovered Bjork, and thought it would be an interesting way to get to know her as an artist. The film was so hard to watch, so jarringly weird, and yet I couldn't walk away from it. She gave an amazing performance that hurts just to think about. And…

Sing Along Songs
I used to babysit some kids who had every Disney Sing Along Songs video ever produced, and watched them all the time. The opening credits sequence always had Professor Owl and his students singing about singing, but I never had a clue where they came from. Thanks, A.V. Club!

But what about
Can't Hardly Wait? I can't even help how much I love that movie.

Warm & Fuzzy
I love when the comments have nothing to do with the original article, and everyone goes off on an Arrested/Apatow/Whedon tangent that inevitably ends in a flame war.

Just a standard
fangirl comment, plus suggestions of things I'd do to Christian Bale.

Skanky
It sounds like I've heard this song before a hundred times. Which is impossible, it's just not very good.

Dead & buried
After years and years of suffering religious intolerance, we Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) get a little touchy with stuff like this that portrays us in overtly negative light. So there's been a bit of worry floating around regarding this movie…