VSOP does not stand for what you say it does. It's tempting to take your cue from VS which does indeed stand for Very Special but VSOP actually stands for Very Select Old Pale. Select, not Special. You guys wanna hire a Sommelier with a strong critical eye? Please please please!

Why would you use Homer's Odyssey as an example of high culture when it is so so sooo the low culture alternative to Homer's Iliad?

This is from College Humor NOT Funny or Die. My first clue was that there was no celebrity in this.