How's unemployment treating you, Tomi?

You must have missed 60 Minutes.

The President of the U.S. still thinks they should be dead. Let's not forget that.

Why would you make a camera that kills people? That doesn't seem to have any practical applications. Why not make a camera that gives people nachos? People would love that!

Can't wait for the part where Abe Simpson attacks him for speaking German!

I don't get this gimmick account.

Bill Clinton said much worse to me during our production of As You Like It.

That's an oddly mye-oh-pic way of looking at things.

Sara Rue and Patrick Warburton? Is this the Less than Perfect reunion I never knew I needed?

But who plays Abbott and Costello in this version?

I'm cautiously optimistic? Ideally you keep the original's basic premise - ne'er-do-well young adults get superpowers - and throw everything else away. Don't even bother trying to copy plots or maybe even powers since you'll never recapture the original's magic.

"It also needed more dream ghost fellatio!" - Also Dan Aykroyd

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Boy, that Stan Lee can get a cameo anywhere!

**Swaps out blood pack with unused Juicero pouches**

Looks like Bralt wins this round.

"I need a place that doesn't remind me the guy I voted for is an idiot! Is that too much to ask?!"

Feast your eyes on this pile of shit: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ad…

Never forget that one of the leading MRA guys was created because his mom forced him to take diarrhea medicine.

Oh, king, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the fast-food workers. By hanging on to outdated McDonald-ist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.