Learn. More right. Here. Oi!

Let me just say, Shohreh, may the force be with you.

Mark Wahlberg. If he were in the Bataclan, he would have stopped those terrorists.

Ackles, but I think his character was non-canon, so he wasn't long for Smallville regardless.

I kinda smiled when they said his name was Dr. Knox.

Clint Howard on line one for you.

Can we talk about how Supernatural has seemingly conquered death?

It's like calling Obama a Muslim socialist, because those are two systems that go so well together.

Lon Chaney, the Wolf Man?

I did try to kill the world's greatest lover, but then I learned there are laws against suicide.

Can I just kill myself now?

"Can someone bad lip read me, please?! They made a movie about these lips!" - Ben Carson

"We need to cast our movie with the right actors to truly show the world God's existence."
"Okay, let's get a witch, a devil, and that guy who zapped a god."

you were loving Kanye during Schindler's list?

Don't forget, his music tastes changed after 9/11. Nothing but Kid Rock from then on.

The easiest work that you have ever do?! That's unpossible!

Simpsons classic can't be over! Where will I spend my Sundays? Outdoors? Fresh air gives me hives!

*Handlen taps "Do not talk to reviewer" sign*

Is Louis still playing a dog in that movie?

Stay out of Riverdale!