Why is McDonalds paying for him when literally anyone could deliver the line just as well?

This was terrible.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Maya Angelou's address*

Never!

I do not have any brothers or sisters, but if I did, I'd imagine they'd be better than me in almost every way, so fuck them!

No Simpsons Classic? There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now!

Throw in something about teaching the controversy. Y'know, for the kids.

Still better than Jason Dohring.

I really hope it's some sort of a wacky variety show.

WAHT BETTAH WAY TAH CELEBRATE OWAH COUNTRY'S BIRTHDAY THAN FINDIN OUT MAHHKY MAHHK'S GONNA STAH IN ANOTHAH MOOVIE

Eh, it's easier to jump to conclusions.

Is it so hard to make a film Luthor who embraces being bald?

Oh, you just had to fuck up Luthor, didn't you, Snyder?

"Somebody's doing the raping, Don."

I was mostly being facetious, but yeah, if we got rid of anything created by bigoted people, we wouldn't have Ford Motor Company or "Kill the Wabbit."

Careful there. If you say his name three times, he doxes you.

That's not a yes or a no.

If Trump could only marry Congressman Cooter.

Do I have to get rid of my Lynyrd Skynyrd LPs?

My Mind Rebels at Stagnation, Internet.