Star-Lord/Devil Dinosaur was the team-up I never knew I needed.

You all have hideous hair! Am I doing this right?

"Let's just say Dwayne Johnson's pitch moved me…TO A BIGGER HOUSE."

Let us never speak of the Simpsons Classic reviews again.

All right, so we kill the kid playing Richie Rich?

Welcome to America!

Just get Josh Brolin to play Spider-Man through CGI.

You mean everyone is always giving Nancy Cartright shit?

I guess they could have hired a Chinese director, Chinese actors and
shot in Hong Kong, but that is not something Disney would do

"Can you not say dirty sex poop dogs having sex with vagina dirt?"

I remember about a decade or so ago OJ did some sort of prank series where one of the bits had him trying to sell the white Bronco. Is this ringing bells for anyone, or did I dream it during a stupor?

I don't know. As far as Clive is concerned, Major was obsessed with "the Candy Man" to the point of hallucinating a violent struggle.

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Poor Major. Practically every shitty thing that could happen to him does, and the one time he gets to be proactive, Clive might nail him for multiple homicides.

Let's see what happens with Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

Answer the real burning question, Israelite: Will the robots be dinosaurs or jungle animals?

At least he has his chemistry career to fall back on.

*DING*

*buzz*

*BUUUZZZ*