"NORM!!!!"
"What's shaking, Mr. Peterson?"
"My liver, Woody. It's having a panic attack and I can't get it to stop. (gulps down beer) That seemed to do the trick."

Technically, you're not even supposed to go to the bathroom.

Hannibal did what Heroes was always too afraid to do: start a season with Zachary Quinto's character dead.

Susan? I thought her name was Lily. She looks like a Lily.

I was very happy to see smart wagering in FJ after this last week.

I found her attempt at describing the job way too precious.

YES YES YES YES YES

I'm not gonna take this shit from a guy named Doug.

I knew this was coming, but I still regret nothing!

#NotAllStatutoryRapeVictims

"Biden Scores 800 Feet of Copper Wire"

One of my favorite things from Dent's first appearance was the shoehorned coin bit.

You have failed this comment thread.

Where exactly does one get a license to practice parapsychology?

Justin Bruening will always be the only Steve Trevor for me.

Hopefully they can get Alan Moore's approval this time around.

Don't be fooled, the second briefcase is filled with knockout gas! Tom Jones learned that the hard way!

Your story sucks!

They have to save the set! Where will Regis Philbin sleep at night?

I think he's right about binge watching. At least with respect to this site, having a discussion feels a lot easier when everyone is on the same page.