Adam Sandler didn't happen to us, he happened because of us!

Ugh, this is easily the worst thing to happen to the Jews.

Hey, you human dildo, condemn this law already! If coked-out Jim Irsay can find a brief moment of lucidity to speak against it, you can too!

What about Zoidberg?

Especially with the reaction to Arizona's bill last year. There's no excuse.

I'm sure Lone Ranger made Disney executives feel a lot of things, but I don't know if sober was one of them.

She sold her soul to the CW for eternal employment there.

They can still cast Ming-Na as Mulan!

I need my Alexis Denisof fix, dammit! How else will I get used to his American accent?

I don't know why, but the Spader stuff cracked me up.

http://snltranscripts.jt.or…

I apppreciate that you know him as Lenny - that's fine. But did you see "Spinal Tap?" Did you know "This Is Spinal Tap?" The actor-musician? "This Is Spinal Tap" received marvelous reviews and did great business!

Jesus, what a show.

Able-Bodied C-List DC Heroes Fighting Crime

RIP

I just… no.

"Those Jews killed our lord, but they sure do know how to make a reuben."

Those same signs popped up in Arizona when this law was making its way around.

I just…no.

"Sure, Noah wasn't Comedy Central's first choice, but Shane Victorino wasn't the Red Sox' first choice either, and look how that turned out!"