Saul will transfer to the Cinnabon in Honolulu, where the air is so dewy sweet the buns don't even need frosting.

Hey hey hey, some of us watch for the sex scenes!

What, you didn't find trade wars and bridges exciting?

Three-way with Frank, Claire, and Putin. Calling it.

Where do the Dementors come from? Do they reproduce? Also, what kind of environment would lead to these things needing human happiness to survive? Seems like a weird trait to develop. Were there Dementors who consumed human sadness and wound up dying off? These are all questions I need answered!

Way to leave out "If You Give a Mouserat a Cookie," Internet.

The greatest twist is that he thinks he's friends with Leslie. It helped veer the character away from being too absurd.

He decided to move to Orlando so that he would be closer to Disney World.

Sean Hannity's twitter is already providing great laughs.

He's gotta convince the aliens that 9/11 was just an aberration.

No Joan Rivers?

Couldn't even bother with a Bond joke, guys?

Big win for Scott Lobdell!

No award for Planet of the Apes? Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Or develops a debilitating mental illness.

Les Moonves must be giddy right now.

I need Darren Rovell to tell me how much that blurb means for that bakery.

Is he funny or something?

I need a loop of Marion Cotillard saying "everything is awesome."

But he had a fake nose! He totally immersed himself in the role!