Well, to be fair, the US crime rate was much higher in '94 than it is '14. Like, much.

Whether it is an impediment of imagination or spirit that ails paul1 it is impossible to diagnose from here.

I think his finest book is the aptly named "Great American Novel" (a tolerance for baseball will help with that one, but its greatness transcends the subject matter - it's really about lit more than anything) - his funniest no doubt is the awesome "Portnoy's Complaint" - his most fiendishly clever is "Operation…

2004 must've been a lean year
Because Before Sunset gave me agita.

I TOTALLY WROTE THAT ONE SONG FOR HIM
The one that goes "Can you feel my love, Buzz?"