Spider-Man and Ladder-Man Join Forces to Terrorize Broadway!

Julie Taymor is a menace and this city won't be safe until she's behind bars, where she belongs!

We could all take turns talking about what we hate most about Spider-Man. I'll go first;  when he shoots a web over my mouth when I'm in the middle of yelling at him.

Oh brother….

And read a newspaper while you're at it, you no good kids!

You call that a gimmick account? Better luck next time squirt! Get a real job!

The Daily Dot? What kind of underhanded copyright infringement is this? Those free loaders will be hearing from my lawyers! They're rue the day they ever crossed J. Jonah Jameson!!

Lana Del Rey: Threat or Menace? What is the Former "Lizzie Grant" Trying to Hide?

Spider-Racist Blasted for Lack of Diversity!

JK Simmons? I've always thought that Robert Redford would be the only one capable of capturing that Jameson joie de vivre. Even if he is a left wing pinko.

Spider-Man and Lizard Together! Wall-Crawling Criminal Teams Up With Killer Reptile to Menace Innocent New Yorkers! Exclusive Pictures Inside! Only The Daily Bugle Could Bring You, Our Reader, Such Sense Shattering Journalistic Excellence!