the woman is probably a bit of a megalomaniac. i've never heard of a restaurant that is just the chef's full name. yeah the really famous chefs may have a "Ramsey" or "Emeril's" or a "so so and by chef Wolfgang Puck" but for some reason that seems not as bad as a "Restaurant Emeril Lagasse" and this lady is far from…

its all a big lead up until the season finale where she births a square-jawed mongoloid

you know crabs are not that much different than insects or arachnids right? do you feel ill when someone squashes a bug?

people forget that marcel was himself, a douche, but that fact got overwhelmed by the megadoucheness that was ilan. also, ilan presented himself as a dickhole by this point. kenny isn't a douche, he may be smug or a prick, but he's def not a douche. angelo is, however, a fucking creep. no one made him say that "i had…

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motherfucking spike. he wasn't even douching it up that much this episode but god i hate that guy. i swear they only have that guy on to remind people that ilan wasn't the biggest dickhole in top chef history

DAMMIT slow internet with the double posting

new least favorite
kelly. she was the bitch two episodes ago that was like "i did everything" during a team challenge. also. her name is kelly liken. her restaurant is called: Restaurant Kelly Liken. that tells you everything you need to know. I was severely disappointed her and her partner broomhilda (who looks like…

new least favorite
kelly. she was the bitch two episodes ago that was like "i did everything" during a team challenge. also. her name is kelly liken. her restaurant is called: Restaurant Kelly Liken. that tells you everything you need to know. I was severely disappointed her and her partner broomhilda (who looks like…

someone should have set out a bowl of m&ms and had people take them to eat, then at the end tell everyone that you peed all over them. SHOCKING

Nao
I won't defend Nao because performance art is the biggest load of bullshit. 44 year old performance artist? how about you get a real job? What I would have done would just be to take a dump in front of everyone. ta-da- performance art. would have meant as much as that bullshit she did

i wish you a lifetime of I can't believe it's not poop. it tastes just like real poop. creamy, delicious poop.

damn top chef
only two fuckers from the south? i mean i appreciate the lady from Big D, but come on! three words: New Orleans, motherfuckers. shit. you'd think we're only be known for our natural disasters.

wonder if there is another Myint brother. that would be so choice it's chezzer

oh shit, this was not a first attempt i swear! susur and keller need to have a(n?) one on one elimination challenge- best use of ponytail and accent.

damn
first kevin now susur. bah. i love susur for that sushi pouch. that looking freaking crazy.

From the looks of that picture, it appears Jonah Hill is battling Justin Beiber for the title of "guy that looks the most like an lesbian, 2010"

there are too many "wolf" bands and too many "crystal" bands. There are not however, enough "Weird Al" bands

when it wasn't cool to like weird Al was the high school years. When you are a freaking dumbass and try to not like "lame stuff" because it's "gay". Before high school weird al fucking owned. then college on, you realize every one of your cooler college friends thought he was just as great as you growing up and thus-…

Manny, your question should be "how NAKED is thandie newton in that movie?"