chinese superstition
the line susur had during the tivo buster segment was great. the joke about in chinese culture how if a black cat crosses your path you have to eat it was fantastic. Sure made that one italian guy who was overly sensitive to susur about being stereotyped as someone who could be on the sopranos…

you think that's badass, check out the entire pic.

"I don't read english very well"
that's about the only thing that susur can't do well

yeah, I really enjoyed Everybody Hates Chris almost 90% of which was because of Terry Crews. He was freaking perfect in that. In just about everything this guy is in I refer to him as "Chris's Dad". I think it's because he's so big and mean looking. A while ago in New Orleans I was walking out of a restaurant as he…

yeah these jerks. while they're in Tx, they might as well go one state over to the right. No, not arkansas dummy! The land of pelicans and oily shores!

real life?
is this the urban version of the shitty beatles?

melvins virgin
hey the melvins are a band I've heard a lot about, being mentioned by other bands I like as being a big influence. where's a good album to start? do they have a particular "classic" album that best defines them? i'd like to get some of their albums from rapidshare. i mean, the cd store.

2010 trent reznor looks like the type of guy that would beat up 1994 trent reznor

if reznor was ripped back then like he was now he would have had absolutely nothing to sing about.

You know who is currently the highest paid player on the Ranger's roster? A-Rod. freakin Tom Hicks.

also that picture up there, you know that bitch doesn't even know how to play one chord

@ senator corleone, ha, with the way those chicks look, you could call me gay no matter who i was buttfucking in that band

aye, i see your point. disregard that part of my comment and let it stand that like you guys, I think michael bay makes five dollar fecal footlongs

they seem pretty disposable. i like their stuff ok for like a week then forget about it never to return. but yes, that whole horchata song was really asking for it. that and the autotuned one, i dunno which one, like track 3 or something. on that subject, buttfucking dirty projectors gets my vote. i hate everything…

Warren while no one will disagree that michael bay doesn't make shit sandwiches, i'd hardly consider his stuff "art", just infuriating

i love how lady gaga thinks of herself as a performance artist or some kind of shit like that just cuz she dresses like a tool and does dumb shit in music videos when you could take her music and do a direct swap with britney spears (or kesha for that matter) and you'd never know the difference.

i dunno who this person is, but just looking at that picture with that ridiculous looking smile, i just assumed that she had had work done. but it also could just be the photoshop making her look all jammed up.

ha I was being facetious, but I think this guy ^^^ is right. whatever the challenge susur just does what he wants to. he def doesn't give a fuck. the challenge could have been "cook something from the susur lee cookbook" and he probably woulda made something else up on the spot. his ponytail says he takes rules from…

create a dish that corresponds best to the glad family of products

greek mythology
the fuck does susur lee know about greek mythology? he woulda hit it out of the park if this were on chinese mythology… let's just see Rick Moonen prepare a dish inspired by Iron Crutch Li or any of the other Eight Immortals!