Ice Cube was one of the hardest motherfuckers around (or at least that was his persona). now ice cube is softer than a sno-ball

than not that

miller I am right there with you. There is absolutely nothing I remember about this movie except that in my middle school we would quote INCESSANTLY the "boys have a penis, girls have a vagina" kid. when you are 12 years old, there is no funnier word that "penis"

why i love bourdain
he'll begrudgingly give props to celeb chefs he seemingly hates like Flay and Lagasse but he also created a "Cat Cora" award for someone who has has rapidly ascended in the cooking world without much reason as to why

i feel a lil bad for Zimmern. I have no idea if bourdain likes/dislikes/tolerates him, but I get the impression that if it were elementary school bourdain would pick on zimmern just because zimmern is a nice guy and zimmern would put up with the grief because he thinks that bourdain was his best friend. i like zimmern…

the ONLY gripe I have about no reservations was every now and then the show is HORRIBLY over edited. I forget the exact locale, I believe it was a latin country, but they kept having these top down views of dishes he ate and it totally looked just like Napoleon Dynamites opening credits. That and sometimes they get…

Trainspotting what was harder? Understanding their accents in the movie or the book?

Princess Bride
I always really enjoyed the voice over in the Princess Bride, probably just because it's Peter Falk. I remember halfway one part of it where he is telling the story and Fred Savage stops Columbo to ask a question to which he replies "shut up". I always thought that was really funny, very grandpa like.

you are a true Romosexual

I know plenty of fairs that think morons are old people

dream
dream death match. Guy Fieri vs Carlos Mencia- except the winner is also killed

more like it's probably just the george lopez show but instead of george lopez its mencia. same cast and everything. cuz mencia likes to steal horrible jokes.

that the cone bone may be getting fired while mencia gets a tv show is a fiasco

neon indian
is that indian "dot" or indian "feather"?

about time
about time you reviewed this, you lot. my 2nd favorite album of the year. not a secondsies

on the rolling stone best albums of the decade list I was very very very surprised the jonas brothers didn't sneak on there. I was half expecting it since they tend to give them and britney spears 4 star reviews and that their obvious target audience is now the tweeners.

Chelsea Handler approach to comedy is to make the most obvious joke that you possibly can. I.e. if some piece of pop culture news happened, you can bet 20 bucks that whatever joke that hack makes about it you've already heard, thought up yourself, or read already on some snarky blog. Daniel Evan's I am with you 1…

me too, I am not familiar with anything they do. are they on funny or die? that tends to be 98% die and 2% funny anyways.

ensembles don't count!

who's nailin' palin