Coming soon:
My Big Fat Greek Ass: Did I tell you I was Greek? Well I'm Greek!
or
How I learned to stop worrying if I was becoming a one note pony by emphasizing being a fucking greek asshole in everything I do and love being a fucking greek asshole

don't like Robert Rodriguez. no sir, I don't like him. don't like anything he has done and I hate how he wears those stupid cowboy hats (unlike bronson)

wait, does that say that the late great (but couldn't pick roles) Bernie Mac played some guy named Lunchbox?

nice one, plumcot

he was good in The Dig, a adventure game from LucasArts in the 90s. Or was that the guy from terminator 2? are they the same?

AV writer/friends
Kate Hudsen had worn out all of her good will from Almost Famous a long time ago, probably exactly 2 movies after Almost Famous

I always read the new BeIIona AKA beiiona as Bayona, which incidentally, is one of my favorite restaurants

plus the ample D Boon man-boob jiggle and the awkward baby- holding. that video is great

One of Kevin's best moments came right after hearing the criticism and before judging, when douche bro was saying how none of them were completely happy with their food and the gnome basically tells him that he has nothing to be upset about, that douche bro had an excellent season and that if he were a betting man,…

oh they had a promo for the reunion show and the highlights (lowlights?) they advert-ed were eli and mike the guido bitching about robin, a split screen of the robo-bros with the promise of dishing about sibling rivalry, and the hanger at the end was "and one of the chefs almost quit the competition" cut to kevin…

dude, it was tiger woods

Reunion:
Anyone wonder if it is Kevin that "almost left" especially with him saying he had to "compromise his morals"? I think that it clearly is someone else, probably Jen, because Bravo are assholes with the editing and they used the vague descriptor "chef". but if there was something that compromised his morals…

Kevin's mom
Her hug with him at the end was just heartwarming. They're good people. Also, Robo-mom clearly prefers square brother over douche brother.

Senor pants, bad news is: that was a 30,000 piece of pork belly.

the magical gumdrop tears of a gnome

KEVIN
YOU ARE THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION. I of course was going for Kevin, and no, no way was he ever an underdog, but really, douche brother wasn't that much of a douche. It really was a lot of editing and some cockiness, but everyone seemed to get along very well. Maybe they can go back and retroactively declare kevin as…

i call everything CD even when I clearly illegally download it off the internet

also, I liked sunset rubdown better than the other 4. Animal Collective i liked second best of those but i haven't listened to it since before summer, then phoenix which i haven't listened to since fall, start to make a lil distance here, then parts of grizzly bear, and in the bottom of the toilet dirty projectors…

i think you are saying that cuz you like them right now and when you really like something at first it's like the best thing ever then a couple months go by and then it kinda falls off.

didn't like it at first, but it grew on me.