@ that's unpossible, you know what woulda been even better, if you had mixed your vodka with the purple stuff.

besides that I enjoy a few Bronsons (beers- hence the true meaning of my name here)

SAZERAC
the original and still best cocktail that exists.

talking stove "simple food taste good" is a great motto, it sounds even better without the s at the end of taste (no snark). But what if someone did a really really great cartwheel and then some other guy was like i'm going to do a double back-flip and gets almost all the way there and ends up landing on his stomach?…

Wrong Thatcher, I found this exclusive picture of Kevin and his ride

Brian probably transforms himself into his own mode of transportation… which is probably still a volvo

Norse I agree. I think him saying that is just his mission statement. Backhanded would have been like, Douche Brother makes food that I make on my days off from cooking simple food.

Tobias, that is when you crank up the AC and put your food on top of it for the evening- it'll work. also, i have never encountered a vegas hotel without at least a minibar… odd. maybe you shouldn't have spent all your money on food Bob Cratchit!

also, leave behind your appetizer of wagyu beef? box that fucker up moneybags!

the editing is the worst. You just can't trust it. It sounded like the only criticism of Kevin's meal was that the meat on one dish was was "ropey" and tasted a bit "tinny" (but seeing how Kevin does things, I'd bet that that was something inherent to the beef itself) whereas Square brother's meal they said was…

damn I shoulda gone for a first! looks like everyone is yakkin it up in the best movies of the decade threads

Reaffirmation in the gastrognome (tm)
Kevin is one cool customer I tell you what. Even knowing that douche brother was talking some mild shit about his "simple" cooking game didn't bring out the bitch in him, he just stuck to his guns, didn't reciprocate, and continued the magic. I was nervous when I heard Kevin was…

Tobias
Sounds like you do pretty well for yourself there. Pretty well indeed.

FUCK IT i'm gonna say Hot Fuzz belongs in there too!

too old? I'm 26! Who's in charge of these things nowadays, 15 year olds?

@ ambassador: that's interesting they held off on calling any of this years films as the best 50 of the decade but had no qualms about sticking in 4 albums released this year into their list of best albums of the decade

oh you just say that cuz you wrote a list

Chase: not as good as the balls deep sequence in Lord of the G Strings: The Twin Stacks

one of the worst things about the AV Club threads is when people start listing their own personal lists. Does anyone actually read those things? Who is gonna be the first one to expand it to their own personal 50?

wrong number 1
if it was best nudity of the decade, mulholland drive would have been tops or close to it