that's not joy, that's eye blinding CGI. Because yes, it has a plethora of that

The fall
no sire I did not like it. Elaborate costumes + awesome locations + stunning cinematography does not necessarily a good film make. gotta spend some time developing emotional investment in your characters Mr Tarsem

tom cruise has retroactively ruined every single film of his i've ever enjoyed.

edgar wright
this is the wrong list for shaun of the dead. the top 25 is where it belongs rather than 25th hour, The New World, and SHEESH A.I.

Johnny Deep, i am with you brother. fuck dirty projectors with Magic Johnson's johnson. I have given them chances with that butt awful disgrace to Black Flag and that bullshit they released this year that Pitchfork AVClub got together and had a group circlejerk over. I also like animal collective but to me they are an…

also RR is flat and Giada over pronounces every Italian word she comes across, even americanized ones- i.e. parmesan= parmegianno regianno and spaghetti= spa-gee-tee and be quiet= shut uppa your fuckin mout

my theory is that Paula Deen actually saw the ham coming and tried to catch it in her mouth so she could swallow it whole like a pelican.

sandra lee
maybe easy mode is the sandra lee part: you just go into your pantry and take out something already made and then put a garnish on it.

josef you got it. only rule is no bo jackson. if you want to play 1 game with bo jackson you have to play 5 games with steve grogan and the patriots

Elitist trash I am digging your vibe on that. You can pick up and play Mario Kart and just spend hours with your friends. HOWEVER, for the most timeless and fun Citizen Kane of a game is Tecmo Superbowl. I remember in college I brought my NES up there and someone had Tecmo. You couldn't get anyone to play Halo or any…

U2
what? no uno dos tres catorce?

typical rock n roll move

soyyyyyyyyyy un thetan-oh

YOUR NUMBER 1 IS WRONG GHALEON

i bet number 6 on that list was "One bedroom apartment: Brian's revenge"

super mario hotel on the CD-i was the plan 9 from outerspace

WHAT
WHERE ARE THE ADVENTURE GAMES???! oh… yeah. I didn't realize it had been so long since I've played a video game.

voluptuousgirl you better be as your name describes cuz you say some profoundly dumb stuff. i would love to see someone jam out to dirty projectors because it would be hysterical. first you need about 4 chicks that can't really sing well to sing/warble/jam with you, then grab yourself a banjo or some ukelele or some…

i think of it this way. you eat at edgy brothers place you probably come out having spent like 80 to 100 bucks a person and not full. kevin's place you come out probably 50 a person and stuffed to the gills and satisfied.

fave little part
for me my favorite little part of this movie that gets a smile out of me every time is when Ash is in the chain gang and being brought before the pit. There is this haggardly old woman that looks directly into the camera and says "Into the pit with those blood thirsty sons of 'ores!" and takes a…