too much too soon
too many 2009 albums. way too many. You included the great and holy pitchfork wankfest trinity of 2009- grizzly bear, animal collective, and dirty projectors. Honestly GB and AC are decent (veck) to great (MPP) albums, but seriously bitte orca sucks my grund. stillness is the move is the only decent…

solidified
two things were solidified this episode. Edgy brother is really huge douche brother and Kevin is awesome. I am sure they edit stuff down to minimize interactions between contestants that aren't brother on brother gheyness/animosity and robin vs the world, but I wish they'd show more. Kevin's little wink at…

they set up the first half of the episode as a Kevin goes home type deal. Then they set up the last half like edgy brother goes home once Kevin made good on his dish. poor eli though, he would have had to have knocked it out of the park for them to overlook the fact that the top 3 in every episode have been mostly…

great contestants this year
however, this challenge had Hung's name written all over it. He woulda killed it with his precision and technique and it would not have been close.

kimstaff, elitist trash showed what I meant with having the confederate flag in school colors. Have seen this at LSU, UGA, Tennessee, Arkansas… As a lifetime southerner, I hate the goddamn south so much sometimes, but the weather and the food down here is better. Tho, I'll never get the SEC football thing, I went to a…

also, other horrible fans: ANY SEC school during football season. especially LSU. i saw some awesome LSU fans scream in a 5 year old's face that was wearing a louisiana tech t-shirt. Plus, the winging of full beers at other fans. Plus, the inherent racism of ALWAYS seeing the stars and bars in the school's colors. The…

they will always be square brother and edgy brother to me. well, square brother and douche brother now

Elitist Trash, we may be from the same area. Fuck Philadelphia fans with my life. I agree 100% they are scum of the Earth. also I don't have any teams that have rivalries with any boston teams so I don't hate the fans that much, but like everyone else I hate them for thinking their town full of racist mick shitheads…

oh and epic failed firsty

except him and eli are good friends and it just seemed like he was offering reassurance that it was at least a conceptually interesting idea and some constructive criticism. I am gonna quell that backlash right here: when all three were walking into judging room he shook all their hands, even Robin's who wasn't…

oh thank you, I had no idea. I seriously did think stacy was being 100% serious in thinking the dallas fort worth airport was david foster wallace. thank you for you clarification, boy is my face red! cuz in no way could I misconstrue that as a terrible joke

stacy, you had been showing improvement lately with the lack of retardedness in your comments, but that was some of the dumbest shit I've read on this site. Maybe you also think LAX is a sport played by airplanes in the northeast. I'm gonna have to tell Brian about this one… tsk tsk

Kevin
he had a quote tonight that people may generally think of him as a hick but he's all into organic business and that. Who in the world thinks he's a hick? Unless hick or redneck in his part of the woods means magical gnome or yukon cornelius stand-in (as both have been deemed as truth by the message boards here)…

someone must have accidentally told him it was a Top Scallop reunion dinner

what's even better is how awkward was that whole set up. They had to eat 6 breakfasts while sitting in bed in gimmicky robes. If each of the three cooking rounds had 25 minutesthat means that those two stayed in those beds in those stupid robes for AT LEAST 50 minutes, probably just sitting there trying not to notice…

just a bitch being a bitch
that is what I am saying about the edgey douchier brother in lieu of next weeks preview. Looks like Kevin's been doing so well now he's starting to bitch about his food off camera. He's so obsessed with Kevin doing simple food instead of his dumb-ass moleculary fuckstronomy cooking. Word up…

hey has anyone seen the recent mythbusters where they try and see if drinking just beer is better or worse for hangovers than liquor and beer? I only bring it up cuz Tory and Grant had to drink as much as they felt they needed to get hung over the next day. Grant was completely shitfaced after 6 beers and Tory drank…

to add to switters

"Wot is legal? Ok, wot is barely legal?"

also look at that stupid hipster mustachio he has!