I'd like to mix my milk and her roast beef.

Stunt casting is a glittering lure. But there is the rare occasion when bitches can be engaged on a level beyond their desire to blow me… if they have an anti-Semitic bond with the actor.

When you go out on the racetrack and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking mare on heat. And if you get raped by a band of stallions it'll be your fault, all right? Because you provoked it. You are provocatively tacked up all the time. With your fake hooves you feel you have to show off, in…

"Shut up you stupid fucking cunt all you do is complain complain complain!"
That old lady's the hero, right?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Fuck you! I don't involve the police in anything because I stand up for myself. You, you weak cunt, you call the fucking cops.

And you go around, sashaying around in your apartment, I won't stand for that anymore. You walk in front of your window and it's a fucking embarrassment. And if you get raped by a pack of Bacons it'll be your own fault. Because you provoked it!

Wow, I sound REALLY angry! Ha, ha, boy is my face red! I'm sure we'll all be able to have a good laugh about this once the dust settles.

Goddammit, I don't know whether it's:

Mad Predator
Mad Predator 2: The Road Predator
The Year of Living Predatorily
Lethal Predator
Tequila Predator
Predator on a Wire
Hamlet
The Man Without a Predator
Predatorheart
What Predators Want
We Were Predators
The Singing Predator

How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so fucking nice.

[GETS BLOWN FIRST]

I, too, have suffered—Christ-like—at the hands of the media and its allies in California law enforcement. I have arranged a meeting with Lindsay and will be offering her advice and moral support.

But y'all will blow me first.

Early copies are already circulating, and some sceptics out there are poking fun at what is, possibly, the most laudatory quote ever attached to a cock, which comes courtesy of the novelist Nicole Krauss. "Very rarely, a few times in a lifetime, you put a cock in your mouth and when you take it out again nothing can…

I admired her court-appointed guardian's commitment to getting blown first.

But first he blew me.

Fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell that pack of n*****s that they may rape our wives, but they'll never rape… OUR…

Don't take a chance, Doc. Taking a chance is how you end up getting raped by a pack of n*****s.

MEL: Hello, Jack.