That's, uh, not true.

Solitaire?

"Aww okayokayokay…"

Tell that to my grandfather! :D

"PC police"

I would too. An unnecessary moving violation would only have drawn unwanted attention to my criminal enterprise. I like to play in character.

The NYPD is one of (the?) most diverse police departments in the world. It's how you know you can trust them.

He did get invited. As a caddy.

A little bit, yeah. Towards the tail-end of last season I joked with some friends about how weird it would be to see Jake or Terry stopping and frisking people.