The first song is written by Dave Berg?  Who's playing guitar, Al Jaffee?

Blindness is key when it comes to Dench-fucking.

You shoulda asked him about The Onion's Smoove. http://www.theonion.com/art…

Jesus, O'Neal! Save SOME Simpsons quotes for us! Thanks to your greed, I now have to go with "Joe, release me from your kung fu grip." Doesn't fit, but it was from the same episode, so…
I hope you're happy.

It gave him an incredibly easy ride - why not mention the racism and sexism in his act? Why just talk about critics not liking him?

It was a bullshit interview for this reason - if you're going to have him do an interview, fucking challenge him! Don't just try and lob him a "why do you think critics don't like you?" question and ignore why lots of people find him offensive!

Bit annoying, for sure. It's just an interesting friendship with two fellas, and is one of the funnest shows on TV.

It's not our freedom they're fighting for. Have you tried to go through airport security in the last ten years? Feel more free to you? He made a pro-military puff piece of an episode when he's previously been scrupulous about putting both sides of arguments across.

No way, Other Guy. Criminal Minds is my pet favourite. And White Collar is comfortably better than most crime shows on networks.

How long will you be staying again?

It's really irritating, as every thread with a lot of replies will have most of the comments pushed way over to the right. Please get rid of the tiers.

Agreed. Maybe I ought to have phrased that a bit better.

Is this going to be the maximum username length? Because it's a little irritating having the last bit of my name cut off.

I'd suggest the main reason we fans are a bit annoyed at the fairly ludicrous time between books is that Martin isn't exactly in the first flush of youth, and we don't want the last few books in the series to be done by some hack who's friends with Martin's next of kin.