awesome job!
can't wait for "return to shark mountain."

richard burton looks like russell crowe's younger brother, i mean:)

the first line of this review is fantastic - well done, Schager! hear him! huzzah!
…btw, richard burton looks like russell crowe's dad.

"are any of you guys Phelps's?
- or are you guys like the "C" team?"
that was awesome!

the integrity of our dick jokes gives us the moral imperative over the AV writer-reviewers.

berated biliousness?
serrated silliness?
is alliteration always mandatory in article titles?

glad i didn't go. those all sound pretty lame. Dowd & Kenigsberg took one for the (AV) team. should've stayed home & gone to Riddick, yo!

sigh - maybe if they called him Julian AssAngel.

more like YOURyazaki now. he'll be missed. his movies, i mean. then later, when he dies, he'll be missed. but there's an end to everything. so there's an end to the missing.

you're right - i was thinking of "Bitch Plaque"

right on, seriously, they'll just tell you no caffeine after 1 pm, sleep at the same time every night — all the old tropes you already know (which don't work for you) - they set us up to buy into the idea that they have secret knowledge beyond what a human with the internet can know. so it's a lot like Terminator!…

Termin8r: killin' time

i liked the chick in pitch black.
she's probably a grandma now.

i haven't watched any of them (yet), but does the brian cranston guy ever get to do any meth?

terminator 5: guys named terminator

terminator 6: feet under

too bad she's not very hot anymore. how about the whoring couch? can we see the whoring chair? oh look - the whoring carpet! that's a-whore-able!

hollywood just used him up & spit him out.

makes me want to golf.
so were those tennis dudes both leonardo dicaprio?

the Tork-less monkees suck.
the song needs some Tork.