did you have 17 official trailers lying around & then you wrote this?

at least it's not a pooping ulcer.
that's worse than bleeding.

uh, shouldn't it be "too bright to see, too loud to hear"?

is this a video game yet?

captain hook & the medicine show - oh yeahh!

perhaps a discussion held at a meth anonymous meeting?

jeez, is it day 365 yet?

did mr. jobs over-act like that in real life?

napping tiger, sleeping dragon… zzz

are you sure the original voice wasn't chris shea?
there were 2 shea brothers who did some Peanuts voices in the 1960s.
isn't robbins married to susan sarandon-wrap?

casino indians ain't got to regard no copyright. we owe 'em that for manifest destiny, yo.

(surviving members of the) band the Clash take the part of Kevin Clash?
remember the old 70s joke about the name of Lynrd Skynrd's new album? ("most of us are dead") can muppets die?

minor key = key players are all below the age of 16.
"majored up" means the minors are treated as tho they were above age 18, & so everyone pretends it's consensual.
it's much darker if you know they're minors but you still do it anyway. much, much darker.

hipster hat - indicating formidable musicianship - hat falls off - powers gone.

he's such a good musician we'd even know he's a good musician without his ridiculous hipster hat. someone tell him.
i have "you're my favorite waste of time" on a cassette called "attack of the killer B's" - excellent.

but were they better than the books?

didn't they just have Sundance last year? why do they keep having it? in honor of groundhog day? ("well mr. cranky pants, i guess it's because kids have dreams!")

Make it quick, I'm peeing.

thank you - that was very interesting - would make a good book! it needed some tightening up, but since it was harry shearer, i guess nobody dared edit him. thanks, tho - i didn't know about that - & it was actually well-written history!

how do you writers remember/know all this shit? i can't sit down & think of any such movies offhand. jeez. you are superior immortal beings. i need to go find something i can do that will make people feel bad that they can't do!