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Wesley Willis Fiasco
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You are a flashy singer.
You are a rock and roll showman.
You are my rocket man.
You are so inspiring.
ELTON JOHN x4

You are rich and powerful.
You are the kingpin man.
You are all about the power.
You are a bad man.
SCARFACE GANGSTER x4

You are my main man.
You are the space captain.
You are a ladies man.
You are on my side.
WILLIAM SHATNER x4

You are my rock star.
You are the guitar legend.
You can whip a mule deer's ass.
You rock so hard.
KEITH RICHARDS x4

You are a horrific sight.
Get your spooky ass out of my face.
You are no good to me.
You are a dead man.
BEETLEJUICE x3

You are my punk rocker.
You are a musical icon.
You play that punk rock really well.
You can whip a marmot's ass.
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG x4

You are a rock and roll legend.
You are the blues rock master.
You can rock and roll on the guitar.
I like you a lot in the mix.
LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM x4

You are a comedian in Jesus' name.
You can get her done.
You are my cable fixing man.
You are my main man.
LARRY THE CABLE GUY HAS FEEELINGS TOO x4

I like good visual gags.
They reward the people who pay attention.
They are detail oriented.
They whip a hypnotoad's ass.
FUTURAMA HAS CLEVER WRITERS x4

You are a crazy lady.
You are my wild party girl.
You can get down like a rock star.
I like you a whole lot.
LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW TATTOO x4

The Hunger Games is a young adult series.
It is a sci-fi knock out.
It is a good read for all the kids.
It really whips a hyena's backside.
THE HUNGER GAMES x4

You are a rapping maniac.
You get down to the hip-hop.
You can rap it out on the microphone.
You can get down in your underpants.
MARKY MARK OWNS A RESTAURANT x4

You are a piano rocker.
You are kind of dorky, but in a cool way.
You are an ace producer.
You worked with William Shatner.
BEN FOLDS FIVE x4

You are the Red Rocker.
You are my tequilla man.
You can rock out in the arena.
You are my rock star.
SAMMY HAGAR x4

You are the indie rock maven.
You are my rock star.
You can rock and roll for me anytime.
You can whip a thylacine's ass.
STEPHEN MALKMUS x4

Josie and the Pussycats
You are my rock stars.
You are all pretty ladies.
You can run a bubblegum rock jam session.
You are the heroes of Riverdale.
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS x4

Spy Kids 4D
You are some cool kids.
You know all the secrets.
You have cool gadgets.
You are my super spy heroes.
SPY KIDS 4D x4

Ghost Rider
You are a motorcycle maniac.
You made a deal with the devil.
You are a chain-whipping bad ass.
Rock on, brother.
GHOST RIDER x4

Black Sabbath
You are my metal friends.
You are real rock and rollers.
You are the devil's pals.
You are black magickists.
BLACK SABBATH x4

Allen Samuels
You are a bad rapper.
You are no good at music.
Go suck a dog's dick.
Get out of my face.
ALLEN SAMUELS x4