River Phoenix doesn't.

You will know when to turn the page when you hear the DING.

LOGAN'S RUN was old and dated practically upon release. Hard to believe it came out within a year of STAR WARS.

National Bocialist.

National Bocialist.

The first time I saw this episode I didn't know anything about history, and the most disturbing thing about it was the obvious flaps of bald-cap covering Palin's sideburns.

The first time I saw this episode I didn't know anything about history, and the most disturbing thing about it was the obvious flaps of bald-cap covering Palin's sideburns.

Yawn! Madonna fan? No damn way.

Yawn! Madonna fan? No damn way.

Let me explain.

Let me explain.

I was out in the garden…

I was out in the garden…

"Going back to Oliver, he's still dead but not necessarily out…"

"Going back to Oliver, he's still dead but not necessarily out…"

A (literal) throwaway moment: In the junkyard, Wash picks up a familiar-looking item and tosses it aside. It's a compression coil, like the one they needed so desperately in "Out of Gas". This made no sense during the original broadcast, when "Ariel" aired first.

A (literal) throwaway moment: In the junkyard, Wash picks up a familiar-looking item and tosses it aside. It's a compression coil, like the one they needed so desperately in "Out of Gas". This made no sense during the original broadcast, when "Ariel" aired first.

The answer is people need to stop being dicks and accept JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO for the masterpiece it is. I'm absolutely serious.

The answer is people need to stop being dicks and accept JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO for the masterpiece it is. I'm absolutely serious.

I DON'T CARE!