Baha! TODD!!! tosses in a live grenade and bails. Love it.

Oh, Todd was doing this?
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Cable companies are about as reputable as a Columbian drug lord.

That totally sucks. Have to buy earthquake insurance to cover sink holes, earthquakes, and land slides. Almost nobody does.

So they started the fire in the front of the house… won't that just weaken the structure and cause the rest of the backside to fall over the cliff?

Let's go Billy Joel! Start the fire

Molotov cocktails. Duh.

Not in America. We just spend billions of dollars on fighter jets that just sit grounded (F22, F35) while continuing to rely on a fleet designed in the 70s. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

I appreciate that Grandma's Boy is the picture for this article. Very underrated and totally hilarious. Easily the best thing Happy Madison has spit out in a decade or more.

I would include the pilot, conspiracy theories, and American Poultry. I wonder what Todd's favorite joke from Chaos Theory is?

I can always watch Blues Brothers. It's amazing. I'll even slightly defend Blues Brothers 2000.

Scoop defender here. ScarJo and Woody are so great together. It's a fun movie. I may just be a bit crazy though, because I've liked most of Woody's efforts in the last decade.

I really wanted them to both go out for the opening tip, let it fall to the ground, and then walk off the court together.

The Mad Men reviews are most excellent. It's a great format!

That's the circle of life?

Pharmacist…… or Doctor?

The Greek gods are real. Zeus has been posing as "God" for 1000s of years and the lesser gods are sick of his shit (1000s of years is like a couple of weeks for them). Athena is rallying the rest of the gods in the modern day Mount Olympus (NYC) to get back their rightful place. It would be much more like Dogma than…

Auction next week. Always a good highlight for the season. Will the five gang up up on the two and prevent them from buying an advantage in the immunity challenge?

He's just having a complete blast playing the game. It's like he's barely suppressing an ear to ear smile at all times.

I HUG MY FATHER!