"That time there was a battle and no named character died"

69th Emmys

Westworld is eligible?

Season 2 premier: Rebecca, Miguel, Kate, and Kevin are all on a road trip. The car hits a banana peel and drives off a cliff. They are never seen again. The rest of the show is about Randall, his family, and Toby moving in with them.

Cars 4: Yep, the Cars Fuck

I don't understand why Brad thought he had a better chance against Sarah over Tai. OR why Sarah felt safe enough in that vote to not go for the tie. Tai's gameplay was so hair-brained and erratic that the only way he had a chance was to bust out perfect English at final tribal and say "I have played you all!"

Bummer. Thought this had potential to be entertaining. Think the Starsky & Hutch movie is what they should have been aiming for. Sounds like they ended up with a two-part episode of Fastlane.

But why male models?

"Where are you from? Who are your enemies?" is my new go-to when meeting new people.

Every excerpt from the Lindsay Lohan book was perfect.

Probably the best use of Sugar Ray in television history.

There's no bench to fill from anymore, so Principals are becoming much younger and are less experienced. Also, the demands of the job have grown and pay has not.

They should re-release the first Shrek with Chris Farley's vocal performance.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Schmidt!

It's so much more difficult to track this show when you're not marathoning. Has Nate been confirmed to be alive?

Individually they can't keep a secret, but TOGETHER they can keep 5 whole secrets.

It's a little wild and a little strange
When you make your home out on the range
So start your horse and come along
Cuz you can't catch a ride if you can't hold on

Mary's out and so is Survivor coverage? What a day.

This was a pretty meh season. The show still has some great bones though. They got way to far into the weeds by trying to continually raise the stakes, that it felt like there were no stakes by the back half of the season.

+1 Douche canoes