She's a good pretender.

Who's going to play Sheldon? It has to be someone flamingly gay or I'll boycott Amazon forever

They're too happy and content for my liking. If I were the devil, I would be extremely covetous of their souls. I'd make them a special project and put my top demons on the job.

Yeah that sounded like a bullshit rationalization to me. Americans live in a time in which atheism automatically disqualifies a person for our highest political offices. As long as that's true I don't want to hear any shit about religion being punk rock.

These two are so happy and adorable they make my teeth hurt.

Easier to list the romantic gestures that aren't creepy. The desperate ones all carry an implicit threat.

Condescension is fine if done correctly. Bob Dylan always said he like singers who projected the aura of "I know something you don't." What if that something is "The Little River Band is super cool?" Condescending, sure, but it works for me.

This is a lovely recreation of '70s mainstream soft rock. Fans of The Little River Band and England Dan & John Ford Coley will line up to buy their copy.

Not to worry. There are plenty of other faux liberals willing to carry the Democratic Party's water and give softball interviews to Democratic politicians.

It's not my fault if you're uncool.

True. The whole record is brilliant, but most people only know "Tuesday Afternoon" and "Nights In White Satin." If hipsters can reappraise the Grateful Dead you'd think they could take the time to listen to the rest of Days Of Future Passed.

Heaven And Hell? So solid all the way through.

Better than Days Of Future Passed? I think not.

The DeFranco Family is amazing! I never knew about them until reading this interview. Thanks, Kathleen!

Even "Project Metalbeast?"

It's long enough to pass the bong around the room. That was probably the idea.

That's "More Than A Feeling." I haven't played guitar in many years but still remember those chords.

Madonna totally lifted the chorus of Melissa Manchester's "You Should Hear How She Talks About You" and used it as the verse for "Material Girl."

They are good.

Billy Ocean got slammed for "Caribbean Queen" sounding too close to "Billie Jean." They are fairly close but they're both good songs so who cares.