Poppy Family - "Which Way You Goin' Billy?"

Montrose - "Make It Last." "Bad Motor Scooter" would also be acceptable.

Blue Öyster Cult - "Cities on Flame with Rock and Roll"

I've only just begun. Kim is only three years and two months younger than her idol, Karen Carpenter. Kim is only four and a half years younger than Ozzy Osbourne. Kim is less than two years younger than Brad Delp of Boston.

That joke would have killed at the Gathering Of The Juggalos.

Kim Gordon is almost old enough to be a Manson murderer. She's only three years and eight months younger than Leslie Van Houten. She's less than two and a half years younger than Ruth Ann Moorehouse(attempted murderer).

Albuquerque — because hipster cred demands one token stop to prove you don't view the entire interior United States as flyover country except for Chicago and Austin.

Yeah, in the context of the Vietnam casualty figures that song made an awfully big fuss over four dead students. Even today Barack Obama can casually reduce a dozen civilians to hamburger meat with a drone strike and it's pretty routine. Nobody writes songs about it.

Huh? He wrote "Ohio" and "Alabama," which are great political songs. Maybe he can't a write a good one unless it's named after a state.

Cocaine makes you cool, but I agree with everything you said about weed.

Both suck.

They suck.

They both suck.

Rio has good bass parts but they're weak tea compared to Mick Karn's work with Japan.

For a couple years all I owned was Billy Joel's The Stranger and every Kiss record. Still not sure how Billy Joel snuck in there. It might have been a Christmas gift.

I hate brains. They're all stupid. Edward Herrmann would be alive today if he didn't have a brain.

Brains are stupid.

No. He looks like a wax figure. Seriously he does.

Daniel Johnston. I'm way late to that party.

I have The Wire: The Complete Series coming in the mail. I've never seen a single minute of the show. I hope it's good.