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I don't think so. The scripts are simple enough that it would be hard to fuck them up. The file is linked below if you want to see it.

I punched in premiere dates from Wikipedia:

Fun fact for aging hipsters: 97 days from now the original Star Wars movie will be as old as the 1939 version of Wizard Of Oz was on the premiere day of Star Wars. March 5, 2015 is the day of parity.

"Heart Of Gold" would sound great over a close-up of delicious honey being squeezed onto a waffle. Then there's "Cinnamon Girl."

Nobody else thought of using Neil Young's "Sugar Mountain" to sell. . . . sugar? I searched the whole thread for the word "sugar" and no results.

And no Wayne Newton.

Is there a faction of closeted Alanis Morrisette fans in today's hipster culture? If so, they ought to stay in the closet. Some things are taboo for good reason.

No. She was always a mediocrity and her music hasn't aged well. And some of us still find her vocal mannerisms annoying and silly.

It's fair to say Mercury stopped, collaborated, and listened with Bowie.

Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?

I like the way she makes all the vowels in the English language sound only slightly different.

"Hey, marijuana. You've like, totally improved the quality of my life and shit."

Have you never been mellow?

It was only yesterday when I was sad and I was lonely.

My life was empty, forever on a down

I have never seen this show. Is it good?

Pretty good song. That was a 9/8 time signature, right?

Grohl is a shithead. He's wealthy now precisely because he got paid very well for his music back in his commercial heyday. Easy to say "don't worry about getting paid" when you're so rich that you never have to work another day in your life.

That was weird. Grohl's narrative about the music business went from "cassettes from the back of a van" to today's digital streaming era. He totally skipped the music video era — in which getting a video into heavy rotation on MTV was hitting the jackpot. It's odd that he would skip that because Nirvana's fortune

Make it into a full-blown Civil War prequel. Introduce a young Jefferson Davis as a brash Ric Flair-like wrestling rival from the Deep South. Movie climaxes with a "loser must retire from wrestling" match. Lincoln beats Davis in dramatic fashion.