"Put on some pants, son! It's cold at night!" just put the image of Kyle Chandler as Coach Taylor as Batman in my mind, which is so perfect I want to go back to bed as nothing else today will be able to compete.

No, I'm with the Hero. This takes two actors I like and are capable of really awesome stuff and puts them in something that is not only mindless but by several accounts is incredibly stupid.

No, be proud! It made me laugh, at least.

Post it every hour of every day and it will always be true.

One of the best movie/music experiences I've had was watching a band soundtrack silents for a concert. The band was Cul De Sac, a space-rock outfit from Boston who had been playing for years and were both tight and able to improvise while keeping the thread of where the movie was going. They "soundtracked" an adaption…

Thank you for covering for me confusing Bogdanovich for Evans. Oy, it's still too early…

No, she pissed off people in New Burbage. And those bastards secretly run EVERYTHING.

Yeah, there are times where Reeves doesn't exactly light up the screen but he not only hits more than he misses but he hits in his own unique way that's crucial to the movie. Everyone makes fun of "I am an F! B! I! Agent!" and not without cause, but you need that weird dopey stoicism in Point Break to contrast…

This sounds like a great Stephen Chow movie, where of course the monks and dancers would embrace their common approach of spirituality and harmony through movement (a la Shaolin Soccer's ending) and create a combination Community Temple Center, after whomping the shit out of the developer who was encouraging the…

It's weird, the concept of "fat guy/skinny guy comedic duo" has been around for ages but for some reason the ads for this have been annoying the crap out of me (posters are all over bus stops in Boston). Something about the design of these two strikes me as lazy as shit. The still above at least gives them interesting…

Oh man, what the hell Mike Ness.

Caw! Caw!

"Were we the snazziest foursome to hit the Strip since the Rat Pack made Joey Bishop stay home to do the dishes? You bet your ass we were."

I've had this argument before (probably with you!), I think. Olivier, Bacall, Del Toro*, Kristen Bell — no matter who reads that line, it stinks. But yes, Berry's read is particularly awful.

Auto-Erotic Manifold Repair?

Heh, I'm all for the Toad question being a millstone around Whedon's neck for the rest of his life. Chiseled in a literal millstone, if possible.

I've been naked for several minutes now with only your say-so that you're doing the same. It's getting a little weird.

"The Mimi was used by German soldiers during the Second World War to transport munitions.[2] In 1942, the Germans seized the Mimi for the purpose of transporting supplies to military outposts in the region of the Brittany coast.[8] When the Allied Forces pushed the retreating Axis forces back eastward through France…

By that point, we had moved on to The Mothman Chronicles, which I still can't think of without laughing. Look out! The Mothman is coming! And so on.

An angry Spike Lee, after tweeting the address of Tim Robbins?