Excuse me sir, I represent the estate of Roald Dahl and your trampled-by-an-escaped-zoo-animal scenario CLEARLY sets this movie up as an unauthorized prequel to the events of James and the Giant Peach; I demand you cease and desist discussion of said trampled-by-an-escaped-zoo-animal scenario on penalty of a civil…

The Awful Truth

They're graphic designers? You think they would've come up with something better than those ugly spherical white helmets.

I think Dowd makes more money than me, so his feelings really don't interest me at all.

Exactly! That first person describes something I go through a lot, I really don't know what the counterpoint is talking about.

Because his face looks like dough twisted and baked into a squint? He bugs me for some reason, although he's pretty funny as the douchey newscaster in Dick.

Wait, who's this Whedon person? I thought "Joss" was behind this show.

Has anyone made an Agents of W.H.I.T.E. joke yet? I'll just assume they haven't.

It is weird, every repo man I know takes speed.

If this does well, maybe we can hope for a Christmas Vacation sequel from the horrible yuppies' point of view (I do love her in that role).

"aren't most films really about the problems of the idle well off tho if you think about it?"

My favorite take on first world problem: http://catandgirl.com/?p=3521 . Love Cat and Girl.

Via Wikipedia, a footnote explaining that "hedonic damages" are not quite as salacious as their name would indicate: http://daviddfriedman.com/l…

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Keep it coming, @avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus .

Yes! The return of Home Movies reviews!

Death Cab For Armenians.

GOD DAMMIT! Oliver was a great (and knowing) meddling influence who got a great sendoff. "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" I am tired of the unwarranted Oliver-bashing!

Jesus, that blurb is at full Krauss levels. Someone who is not me needs to create a Ben Lovett gimmick a la our dear departed Ms. Krauss, hopefully he can stick around and not immolate himself on a review of his own band.

AMC Exec 2: What if we also digitally insert Don Draper into random scenes of Gothika?

:cease to exist