The Coens are great "fuck"ers. My favorite right now though is John Malkovich's mantra of "What the FUCK" throughout Burn After Reading, depending on the situation the confusion, outrage and fury levels are adjusted accordingly like a master producer working a mixing board. And Malkovich perfectly spaces out the words…

Yep. Not exactly subtle but that is sort of what you need right there. The sneer in Fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in particular is great.

Aaaaaaand of course here it is two comments down. Sorry, @avclub-416bc7d1d13438fc545ee4d762ba2bc4:disqus , I should've scrolled.

Plus the double birds! That may technically be Estevez' best reading of "fuck," but I prefer the ending's "Fuck THAT!" overall. Less overtly contemptuous, just amazed that their relationship is still a concept that needs to be dismissed, which actually raises the contempt level through the roof.

As late as 2005 they had West Wing marathon Mondays, which were pretty sweet.

Father: Clasping hands in irritation
Mother: Clasping mug of tea
Son: Clasping illicit boner

Not with that attitude, it won't.

Which one? I am partial to "young-ins," which is delightfully perverted.

"True friends do absolutely noting of value when they hang out."

Hardcore is a word for it. There's a cottage industry of reading/interpreting sexual shit into Disney movies but that death is pretty damn phallic (although as noted above, could also merely be a homage to Jaws: The Revenge).

Binky and Claudia will still be cheerfully shooting the shit on the bombed-out ruins of the AV Club/civilization in general, I think they'll be OK.

Fuck, I get here an hour late and the only things left to steal are old Justify Your Existences.

The hell with you, I'm 31 and get that. Although I am a partisan of Marty Stouffer's Wild America.

"How else are you supposed to effect broad social change? Voting?"

How would you describe Sluggo's eyes, @e_buzz_miller:disqus ?

Joe Stalin's Cadillac.

I'm not sure it's my favorite, but I don't think I've ever been as disgusted, horrified and broken up by laughing as I have with the reveal of David in Titanica and his subsequent "Yaaaaaaay!" movements. Holy jesus.

Kiss the pan! PAN KISSES YOU!

I believe "duplicitous and underhanded" was a reference to the making of Run Ronnie Run.

We don't really have a Christmas movie. What we do have is a tradition of renting movies that are terribly inappropriate for Christmas. Past selections include Enemy At The Gates, Sin City (that one was my fault) and The Last King Of Scotland.