Surely you can't be suggesting that a monotonous machete-wielding goon is more interesting than a mutant spider space leprechaun, can you @avclub-ec160682cb3586d851071e80ec63d6c0:disqus ?

Johnny Knoxville isn't Buster Keaton or anything but the guy goes around injuring himself for my amusement, I think that is great. And he is talented at finding novel ways of injuring himself and doing so in uncomfortable scenarios. I hope he keeps it up until he's gruesomely dismembered.

Ha! Picking up on a fairly obscure Simpsons reference? Pretty neat. She sounds like a cool lady.

I was listening to some Cop Shoot Cop the other day and man, does 10 Dollar Bill have stupid lyrics. Great beat though. I'd rather go with Any Day Now.

@avclub-752283b1498dd9b43f832f7699cf78d0:disqus thanks! If it gets you to give the album another shot, I am happy.

@avclub-cb0e59b8f769a8698b9f7154dd8809b5:disqus heebs can be white! Anyway, Fat Mike and his voice are worth a half-dozen white guys.

@avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus I see a huge future for you as parody artist Gorge Har Har Fartin', get on that.

I love that baby on the back of Locust Abortion Technician. I wonder if whoever it is will have one of those Vampire Weekend "Contra" moments and come across the cover. "Heeeeeeeeeeey, wait a minute…"

Or giving them a recorder. Or some drums to bang on. "Parents pay for children to learn about music" is not the worst concept in the world.

Contest rules are unclear — do I have to bring my own child and dirtbike?

I could see Paul filling in as a Prince-looking motherfucker.

@avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus see, that's why I like the Iron Islanders — they are pillaging dicks with no pretense at being "good for the realm," coughTywincough. Their grievances are more "why can't we be pillaging dicks? you Westeros guys suck" than "it is our right because of who our grandfathers…

It appears the summer has been taken over, 'conquered,' if you will, by Ant-Man. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether he will consume the other costumed heroes, or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping him; Ant-Man will soon be here.

I thought it was a two-bit hoodlum, Asset Freeze.

Mike Watt: Greatest man alive, or greatest man ever? And before you answer, remember that Martin Luther King never wrote a concept album combining punk rock and naval service.

@avclub-7e1ce4ce3124fd9ecc13a151afcff11b:disqus doesn't her campaign do fairly well? People are at least interested, until Victarion stomps all over everything. But yeah, Asha's "Let's draw back and just fuck up the coast for a while" plan was clearly the smart one.

Ha, I like the idea of the Westboro folks learning of the existence of Vince Neil. Might be a bit much for them.

I've argued before that the Kingsmoot is a better example of democracy in action than nearly anything else in the show. Change Westeros can believe in!

@avclub-752283b1498dd9b43f832f7699cf78d0:disqus OK, this will be quick. Caveat: I am not a prog person, so I am not equipped to judge the album as such.

I need to check that out. I like NOFX's dopey white reggae, they put effort into it but also seem to recognize that yes, they are a bunch of white punk dudes doing reggae material, this should not be incredibly serious.