I ah only consider you ah scum ah next to Krusty! Yeah you see how you scum.

Martin use to be a an avid Avengers reader. One of his letters is in an early issue. I'm sure the last book is going to be about the arrival of Tony Stark, Thor, and Wonderman (Martin's favorite) to Westeros.

USURPER!

Robocop is man enough not to be threatened by a woman's height.

They should have an old timers league where old snl cast members get to do some sketches together. Air it on sundays at 10 or something. Just kidding there is no way I'd be down with someone setting up that much Akroyd bait.

New Girl is good? I only saw maybe 1.5 episodes. It didn't seem terrible, it just seemed too much like Friends or something. It felt like they really wanted me to like these characters, which of course tends to make me hate them.

Thats cool that they combined sequels of Amazing Spiderman and American Splendor. I can't wait to see how the Rhino deals with old women at the supermarket.

Its true that we tend to rag on nbc all the time, but they still really do have the best sitcoms. I think the last thing I watched on ABC was the Critic, and even that moved to fox. I can't think of a cbs show that I have ever enjoyed (cept Letterman when I watched it in the 90s)

Inigo Montoya or the 6 fingered man? (Christopher Guest right?)

Also they didn't call it a diary or something, and mega man hadn't come out yet so people didn't have that word yet.

That's how I get out of weddings as quickly as possible.

Thats ok! You being a college freshmen and knowing of it makes me feel less old. Don't tell me if its just a name.

Randy Jackson should go be a judge on that other show that already has simon cowell and paula abdul as judges. It reminds me of that tales from the crypt episode where the old guy keeps buying parts of a young guys body to impress with girl, until hes finally bought it all.

Has the guy from criminal minds found the 6 fingered man who killed his father yet?

Yeah hopefully they give her a fair shake. Didn't Elizabeth make her out to be just a total evil bitch?

He had a sort of hit with that one song that goes like funky funky funky. It gets played at weddings and stuff like that.

Are you talking about yourself? I honestly don't know. Please enlighten the rest of us oh king of typing.

ITS OK ITS ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY GET LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD TONIGHT

The smoke monster and everything else winds up being stupid bullshit.

SIR, YOU HAVE OFFENDED THE HONOR OF A MATRONLY SOUL. I demand satisfaction. (slaps you with my glove)