Yeah, this putting the Thrilling Adventure Hour in The Rest nonsense has got to stop. (And yeah, I'm biased.) What could possibly be so confusing about an Algonquin Round Table/Marvel Comics/Dr. Who parody? Keep up, AV Club.

Kennedy? Are you nuts?

On the Waterfront, yeah?

None of them were asked to the Sadie Hawkins dance (or, in Vicki's case, had anyone say yes) and had too much self-respect to go to the Sophie Hawkins dance.

Jimmy Pardo?

I like the idea that Max knows perfectly well who Harvey Milk was but never realized that Milk was about him.

And wonky for people means nebbishy!

Macarena is a real Spanish name. Who do you think those guys were telling to dance?

Christ, that's a lot of TV.

Because I don't have anything more important to be a pedantic dick about:

She can talk to Brett. Or… was that Scatterbrain Jane watching Pam take the test?

Except everyone in Archer is the mentally unstable character.

"Stand and Deliver" is the name of a song too. Does Adam Ant mean nothing to you people?

I'm listening to "Babooshka."

Pretty sure they're expecting to have another four years to use that impression.

Pretty sure they're expecting to have another four years to use that impression.

Wow do you not know what a dangling participle is. (Hint: it's not the perfectly kosher practice of ending a sentence with a preposition.)

Wow do you not know what a dangling participle is. (Hint: it's not the perfectly kosher practice of ending a sentence with a preposition.)

James Patterson and Richard North Patterson are apparently different people. Not that they don't write exactly the same kinds of books.

James Patterson and Richard North Patterson are apparently different people. Not that they don't write exactly the same kinds of books.