The word "speculative" is a bit generous. I would describe your theories more as "improbable" or "baseless".

I know I joked about love for Idaho being nonexistent, but Delaware actually doesn't exist. Like it just straight up isn't real.

Nowhere, that doesn't exist. There's only hate and resigned acceptance of fate.

I don't wanna be rude, but I'm actually confused by what you're looking for, because you say:

♫ If you like pina coladas, and giving me brain ♫
Oh wait, wrong tropical alcoholic beverage based artist…

*sticks iPhone up ass*
*accidentally butt dials*

I've been reading the comments on Radio Canada's facebook articles about his visit and jesus christ canadians can be just as ugly and horrible as americans. I mean, sure, I knew this down inside, but it's taking canadians insulting Trudeau's kid and also supporting Trump for it to really sink in.

My personal favorite thing he's in (and I like a decent number of things he's in) is the video for the Stephen Malkmus song "Senator". All he wants is a blowjob.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Kind of, but also kind of not…so it can be two things I suppose…just like satinist muslum soccialist facist Obummfuck!!!1!111!!!11111

You say that too? I'm so curious to know what kind of fetish that comes from, but I'm afraid to ask.

Yes, I suppose it's easier when your audience doesn't actually care if what you're saying makes sense, just that you validate their hate for brown people.

A deep, deep depression upon realizing how many of the people I share this country with are horrifying racists who would gladly do terrible things to my Mexican friends and my Arab fiancée/her family. I mean I knew these assholes were there, it's just disconcerting to see it displayed so blatantly and even more…

You learned how to pronounce it!? I'm so proud of you!

That is a good description of Trump supporters.

What "knee-jerk reactions". Trump supporters racism and xenophobia? Because that seems a whole lot more "knee-jerk" than vehemently condemning a dangerous racist running for our nation's highest office.

Actually, yes, there is. When "fellow citizens" are racists who support an idiotic, reactionary windbag who blatantly calls for war crimes and strongly implies that most Mexicans are rapists (among other things), and when this idiot happens to be running for President, yes, there is a need to condemn these people for…

Making sense is hard, isn't it?

I sincerely hope that's not what he says while masturbating.

If Trump wins, I'm going back to Canada. Fuck my roots I've laid down here since childhood, fuck finishing school, I'm moving to Montreal, or all the way up to Chapais to live with distant relatives, or maybe even with some bears and shit waaay up North, just so I can get away from that mess.

It is talented to so radically change your positions based on what ever will get you elected. I applaud her skill in doing this, it must be truly difficult to lack any real ideals. To become suddenly liberal practically overnight has to bepretty difficult as well.