We've been trying for an awfully long time, no?

Hey now, I read the lede.

If you look at the comments it's not surprising. There's a lot of kind words and genuine praise in there.

I always knew there was something even more sinister about the Juggalos…

Holy shit, it was so obvious but I just realized that your avatar is Ja'mie King. I'm not sure what that means…

Bat+Fleshlite=A nasty bite. Some people have learned this the hard way so that we don't have to.

Nah, I think they made more money than Jesus off that song.

Mon Dieu !

See there you have one guy who deserves to rot in prison for unspeakable crimes, and another who is OJ Simpson.

If you haven't seen a waltzing blue dwarf, you frequent the wrong clubs.

Are we sure?

Hey Heroin! Long time no see! How've you been? So uhh, have you seen Cocaine around? We haven't heard from him in awhile, and I'm kinda concerned he ran off with James Woods or some crazy shit…anyway, you still living downtown? I'll hit you up when I'm down there.

Halloumi is pretty awesome though.

He can't really help but watch where it's pointed.

Yeah, I was actually gonna agree that the DJ's stunt was pretty stupid and offensive, but Vogon's comment makes me just want to eat a burger instead.

I resent that, but agree, we're dumb as shit.

You should read the whole article.

This may be the most grammatically and orthographically sound A7x comment I've ever seen, which makes the others look really bad, considering this ones not even from a native English speaker.

Wats this tlak about pretzel and by the w…fucckk im fukin hungry .. Dp You still got that 5$ you owe me,,?

Malkovich Malkovich?