Dude, it's lyrics are so fucked. Which makes it awesome as a song but terrifying as national anthem. It made a lot of sense at the time, but uh, hasn't aged well.

That was a close call.

Well that was actually good.

I just looked up the video to that song, and I vaguely remember it now. It's not the worst, but the aesthetic in that video is just…I don't even know. It's like everything wrong with the 90s time traveled to the 2000s, kidnapped steam punk, and then took it back and had an unholy orgy with Slash that resulted in this…

Oh fuck yes.

It's ok England, you had lots of great little flings in the Middle East and Africa too. Sometimes you just have to accept that haven't got it anymore, maybe try to find something to settle for. I hear some of those Middle Eastern countries might be on the market again, but actually you remember how crazy your guys'…

My favorite is the French anthem, la Marseillaise, which contains these gems:

No emperical evidence, but if it was her there would have been a couple of…clues…

What ever happened to him anyway?

21 songs that are terrible despite not being about Jesus!

There's only three, you're ok…but don't push your luck…

gasp

Dia is masculine, and "vez" seems to share the same root as "fois" so I trust you. I put my faith in you, oh master of translation.

"I got a handy today. Or maybe yesterday, I can't be sure."

* Winds up with coffee scalded penis and a lifetime ban *

Like fighting against Christmas? I'll take all the Happy Holiday Handies I can get!

It's not the worst kind of hepatitis, so there's that. It's not even sexually transmitted !

50? Jesus, that's young…I'm sorry.

BOWIEGHAZI!!1!!

Your name is amazing. Disturbing perhaps, but amazing.