Having been alive

Cutting out all GMOs isn't exactly a scientifically backed way to spend your money.

That's just stupid. The no nightshade shit sounds like post-Colombian Europeans freaking out about tomatoes.

Dammit, I posted the same thing as someone down thread again. Fuck. I've fully assimilated to the hive mind.

I mean, don't knock it til you've tried it

That freeloading lunatic!

So your tap water is mineral water?

Probably. I do the same thing. This is kinda like a suicide pact, only more delicious.

I, for one, am entirely for breaking these artificial boundaries between "breakfast food" and "not-breakfast food". I think bacon lead me to this point.

That's actually kind of the recipe for bottled barbecue sauce, just a few extra "spices" at the bottom of the ingredient list.

Crack, except the heart attack from overindulgence comes significantly later.

No, but yes.

"Painkillers instead?"

I would say I love to do it but correcting people is an addictive compulsion and I get no joy from it, nor anything else.
The A.V. Club

Only a cup!? You fucking monst… *dies of heart attack at 23*

You know what they say about glass pizza boxes…

I'm actually impressed that they can sustain such cognitive dissonance without imploding.

Not a supportive upvote, more of a "oh god why!?" upvote.

So as Twilight Sparkle said "habitable" but only in the strictest sense.

But I've always loved fieflordpics.tumblr and all that Lord and Vassal fanfic