You know, good old fashion sit-ups work wonders for multiple personality disorder!

It's not necessarily what they said, but for how long and how often they said it.

It's sometimes funny to me that those who don't own a TV (myself included but less pretentiously and due to poorness) often still watch the things on TV, albeit on a computer.

Do you think any conservatives were actually watching this? They don't like to be exposed to, or god forbid listen to, any of the ideas they disagree with.

Upvoted for the spirited metaphor describing your misfired metaphor.
Also, I must report that Google Chrome's auto correct is telling me "upvoted" isn't a word, and I am screaming "what internet do you live in???" at it by typing it in all caps into the search bar.

No one told me there would be math

That's definitely why I tried to watch them, though I couldn't really continue the second time due to my friend's shitty republican dad coming home and a more refined version of our drinking game

Yeah, the democratic debat made for a much less intoxicating drinking game

It's not snow, it's the ashes of the Old South as tradition goes up in flames.

14 if you count the various avant-garde stage adaptions he's attended. One and a half otherwise.

Hey! He adds new people from time to time, what with the occasional escape and all

Actually I think it's "flic" and I always wondered my these kids were talking about cops like they're a good thing

Well they all should stop speaking their uncouth patois and learn the language of the Rap Republic

Besides her random guess was only 5 years too generous.

Libraries still exist?

An awful lot of ocelots cost an awful lot

Im opening a cuniform writing supplies store here in PDX next month!

All my favorite burns are anachronistic !

Dégueulasse

He really should have worked in some Kenya/Kanye wordplay