No, do you mean like, on paper?

Hey, we pretty thoroughly suck that well dry ourselves.

I'm truly happy other people know this here. In fact, I feel like I've noticed a good number of commenters know their linguistics, and I feel I may have found a weird, weird home.

This person stole my idea. Not really, but I'm studying to teach English for Speakers of Other Languages as my profession, and thought it'd be great to use something nearly incomprehensible as a teaching tool, but thought that'd be too mean. Apparently I was wrong.

Slave revolt and/or escape game from the point of view of a slave?

It's hard to see anything when he's fully erect.

Some of the ones in the first link are pretty cool, like "Rat on!"

Language barrier? What country do you live in, because your idea is hilarious, but the language/cultural barrier could take it so many exciting new directions!

So this is how all of those Ancient Aliens got into what they do best.

What do we blame these days?

I love "popes", that's so disarming and kind of endearing that he calls himself that

We're glad you've to terms with it. Stoic silence is the only way to enjoy alcohol, and only Nazis or worse, frat boys, would question that.

I agree with the first part, but don't enable the acceptance of this song's right to exist.

I did. Don't. Just…don't.

Nah, gonorrhea is just a minor bacterial star, getting it's fifteen minutes before disappearing forever.
Now herpes, that's a viral sensation.

Dude…drive-by shootings don't usually last nearly as long as this song.

The A.V. Club
If I knew how to make "A.V. Club" in bold so that this could be their motto, I would.

You just type "strong" inside < >, type the av club, then type strong inside brackets again but with a / directly in front of the word after the first bracket.

Are you calling Manson silly? E! hears he carries a switchblade.

Are you calling Manson silly? Be careful, I hear he carries a switchblade.