Why can't all those emoji speakers just speak English like the rest of the world.

Ten thousand a munth!?

Hey now! They're sometimes for other things too.

I see what you did there.

What the fuck is your "right hand's stride sister" ?

Nah, The jester's doing that job too

As someone who currently lives in Oregon and pays waaaaay too much attention to how people talk that's…sadly accurate.

One company has a bad spokesperson who did some fucked up things.
The other has a fucked uo CEO who's business practices are the fucked up thing he does.
Both are bad situations, though second is the one that actually leaves its stain on the product you buy (hopefully).

I have the opposite problem. Mayo is life.

I truly cannot express how accurate this, just as junkies love them some sweets. Makes no real sense, but it's true.

Yeah, fuck Jimmy John's, purely based on the way they treat their employees. Seriously, it's fucked up an inexcusable.

Synergy?

When did it start rising? Who created a situation where it could?
You can blame those who created the mess, or you can blame those who had to deal with it.

I don't know, I've gotten out of sticky situations.

I'll be in my, etc.

Mostly for the episode when there's a scandal around Jeb's racy instagrams pics, or grandpappy HW's latest sextape.

Surprising!

Maybe once he's out, in the distant time of two weeks from now, we'll be able to start considering forgiveness…

While I do agree that claiming intoxication should never be some kind of get out of jail free card, the abuse of and addiction to substances usually coexists with some intense mental illness which can cause people to act in ways not indicative of their true selves or beliefs.
This is not to excuse them for their…

I don't know, he doesn't look all that well showered