I would argue, but I feel an inexplicable urge to surrender…

*père
you couldn't even spell your explanation right.

I mean, I grew up halfway immersed in American culture, so the other sports don't seem that ridiculous to me. But American football is just the stupidest, longest, and most incredibly boring sport.
Baseball is boring from the outside, but actually kinda fun to play, so I accept its existence

The only American sport that's legitimately stupid is American football (same for its Canadian equivalent)

Wait, do they have Voodoo Doughnuts other places?

Bizarro is not lying, those look like Tim's, and Tim's are the best chips I've ever had. They should be Oregon's state food.

They really are, they're like what lay's kettle chips wish they could be and so much more.

Don't give into his prescriptivist crusade. Let language change happen.

M. Nudeador,
Being relatively new to these parts, I have only recently begun to come across your correspondance. However, I have been quite taken by the nature of your tales, and very much admire the profundity of your wisdom, as well as the manner in which you seemingly comport yourself. You display this with…

How'd it turn out? Anything notable happen?

Upvoted for the word dolphinately, but I don't know why.

Yeah, I never got why people hate this feature so much. I mean in the end you get to either be validated in your hate for a song, or hate someone new for having a stupid reason to hate a song. It's not the features fault the people interviewed are sometimes idiots, and sometimes it's even what makes it interesting.

Coincidentally, after reading this I wanted to pull my eyes out so I'd never read anything like it again.

I've worn contacts since I was a kid, and never even thought twice about touching my eyes.
I will now think twice…

The joke is that they weren't real people on weekend update…

Or just on time?

Why is he describing him like an athlete huh? Because he's black? Huh? Outrage.

Mmmmm, pricklish…

She interviewed lots of people on Weekend Update.

Haha, I'm now one of those people who doesn't read the article thoroughly enough and then responds angrily. Disregard me.