I'll take my dystopia with Jenny Agutter, thanks.

Cedar Rapids, which was very enjoyable.  John C. Reilly was a hoot.

You can't help but short Danny DeVito.

Apparently Objectivists are required to wear tight pants.

Is he sharing the bed with a male companion?

Yes Mr. Dikachu, everything stinks.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Have you listened to Nothing is Wrong?  It's really quite good IMHO.

Irrational anger is the best.

Ha!  Wanna know what I call Stitch?

I'm available!  I'm the most adorable alien ever!

No.

Such as when the house needs cleaning?

What if the wacky neighbor was an alien?

Yep!

U-S-A!  U-S-Ahhhhhh

Yes!  I've liked all his stuff so far. 

The correct term would be "arsehole."

But what if he was wearing saggy pants?