Jan in a Pan?

Hey, hey hey!

*puts hand on shoulder*
I've been there brother. I think we all have.

I was scarred at the age of 12 watching Weller get blown apart in the original, and now 25 years later I'm scarred again.

So watery, and yet it has a smack of ham to it!

It was, but it was caught in a slow-moving molasses flood, killing six.

Nope, Burbank's Sprouts on San Fernando next to the 5. They constantly film around town—strangely I've never managed to catch them. In fact this week's episode was filmed in a synagogue doubling as the farmer's market (I played bingo there once—shit is cutthroat, yo).

I personally flipped out when my local grocery store doubled for Ron
and April's disdain for soy bacon, amongst other locales I've spotted
over the seasons.

Damnit! I need more rupees.

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Oh lawd, Cardiac. I regret ever being introduced to that character—vigilante bionic doctor; I'm surprised his shoulder pads didn't cause them to catch a stiff breeze and hit 30,000 feet.

Oh, you mean Agent Gristle McThornbody?

Look, I hate to be "that guy", but maybe next time for those of us who don't scour the internet for shows we watch but don't actively try to learn episode plots weeks in advance that we could get a spoiler alert about who Richards was going to become?

*lights stogie*
I love it when a team comes together.

Things finally calm down, and they open up a pastry shop with disastrous results in the cable smash Horrible Cake Boss.

*taps nose*

Two unexpected stopovers, a tarmac stay of over three hours, and nothing but pictures of gray skylines from 30,000 feet with a wing or engine turbine in the corner of every shot.

She wasn't a scientist, but rather a safety inspector.

Frankly, given that the story started in Utah, I'm surprised it didn't delve towards Mormonism with the upset and paranoid citizens. I felt like they were only moments away from calling the woman a "witch" or "the devil" until May changed the situation.
You're right that the girl didn't try to convert anyone, but she…

Inasmuch as I find myself in-the-know moreso than most people I know when it comes to political goings-on, I cannot abide Alpha House. I watched the first three episodes and found myself not giving a crap about any of the characters or their "plights", all of which they brought upon themselves.
Doonesbury is about as…