Then you'll have me outright committed when you see my story about Watterson just below this one.

Hey, Rupert Grint is…

I can't wait for the board game based on the movie.

So is Olivia Cook the product of Olivia Wilde and Rachel Leigh Cook? Because I'll order that dish.

Actually, Don LaFontaine didn't do the subliminal messages: it was Moviephone guy. Remember him?

…between Two Ferns.

Agent Stop Saying Whee-Nobody Says Wheee!

Let it golf.

No.

Between Erik (the guy back at CIA HQ running it, Kate's field partner) and Kate herself, there was some serious incompetence going on in that unit.
I swear, the early Days of Jack had far more competent agents than these yahoos.

I can't see it being labeled as one, though the requirements only state more than two parts or six hours to be considered one.

No, he wasn't working for the Russians per se—he simply just found a way to get Jack out of the picture and especially away from his wife and her goo-goo eyes for him given their storied history. It backfired.
Technically the only thing he did wrong was forge a sitting president's signature, which is bad enough, but…

One would have to assume that Jack recovered it and turned it over to someone. Seeing as how the U.S. was backing Jack up (after the fact, as usual), I'd go with the States keeping it.

Technically Jack died twice before, but was revived fairly quickly.

Prove it. Because I'd take that bet, seeing as how she screwed up at every other step of the incident.

True about Heller's no reason to trust him given his fugitive status, but at the same time he knows Jack's history intimately. Heller certainly wouldn't lock him up and throw away the key, but at the same time he knew that if Jack popped up on the radar, chances are he knew something U.S. intelligence didn't and at…

I think we were all thinking that Jack would somehow sabotage the chopper and leave us in the dark as to whether or not he survived.
But no, EP Gordon said they toyed with the idea of offing Jack (they always seem to every season) and once again decided against it. Even worse, they apparently tried it with all the…

Rough around the edges, maybe. But six—especially after 24 swept the Emmy's that year for Day 5—was unbearably bad.
I honestly expected the cougar to be behind it all.

Oh no, absolutely. I can see the similarities between Chloe and the Soliton radar system. Yours is on the money as well.
Now how meta is it that Sutherland is Big Boss now given this context?

Ding ding ding!