Yayyyyy!!!!  Another original idea out of Hollywood.  Damn those independent film-school geeks in Europe and Asia.

Yayyyyy!!!!  Another original idea out of Hollywood.  Damn those independent film-school geeks in Europe and Asia.

I remember my TCM walkout moment.  It was when the fungus-y old guy tried (unsuccessfully) again, and again to smack the girl in the back of the head with the hammer.

I remember my TCM walkout moment.  It was when the fungus-y old guy tried (unsuccessfully) again, and again to smack the girl in the back of the head with the hammer.

On the tube, he appeared to be a nice, genuine guy, in a blow-dried kind of way.  Must have had a hell of a 'Q' rating at the time.

On the tube, he appeared to be a nice, genuine guy, in a blow-dried kind of way.  Must have had a hell of a 'Q' rating at the time.

As second-unit director I was hired to deal strictly with the bag.  The bag was the most difficult inanimate object I've ever dealt with on set.  And I've had the best, and the worst.  The bag was such a sonofabitch full of hot air, which is bad enough.  But when NOT filled with hot air, absolutely useless.  There had…

As second-unit director I was hired to deal strictly with the bag.  The bag was the most difficult inanimate object I've ever dealt with on set.  And I've had the best, and the worst.  The bag was such a sonofabitch full of hot air, which is bad enough.  But when NOT filled with hot air, absolutely useless.  There had…

Hate the sin, love the sinner. ( I have no fucking idea where that came from).

Hate the sin, love the sinner. ( I have no fucking idea where that came from).

FG: Life is like a box of chocloates.
M:   Mongo impressed!

FG: Life is like a box of chocloates.
M:   Mongo impressed!

One of the few full-tard Oscars.  Never, ever go full tard.  And left foot has been done.  Have a functional right elbow… and that's all.  Hollywood hasn't exploited that yet.

One of the few full-tard Oscars.  Never, ever go full tard.  And left foot has been done.  Have a functional right elbow… and that's all.  Hollywood hasn't exploited that yet.

I think it's a watch that neither of us can afford. 

I think it's a watch that neither of us can afford. 

I would pay BIG to the Spotless Mind guys to be where you are.  I can deal with the  fucked up relationships, but that?

I would pay BIG to the Spotless Mind guys to be where you are.  I can deal with the  fucked up relationships, but that?

I was at a cheap karaoke wedding (no band or DJ) where the bride crooned the most hideous "Desperado" to her Eagle-soaked groom for the first song.  It was to puke.  Why is it I can remember that, but not that garbage day is Thursday?

I was at a cheap karaoke wedding (no band or DJ) where the bride crooned the most hideous "Desperado" to her Eagle-soaked groom for the first song.  It was to puke.  Why is it I can remember that, but not that garbage day is Thursday?