By "personal films" you're referring to low-budj, right?

"No, I didn't, Oprah."

Dammit! Forgot to bring my marshmellows to roast by the flame war.

Oh, Andy Capp. You wife-beating drunk.

Nope, you're gonna have to be a little less cryptic.

Alas, I'm not alone in my utter hatred of High Fidelity. I'm baffled why that's regarded as some sort of minor classic.

How can I order said Montel Williams OnStar for my vehicle?